The nice thing about having few tumblr followers is that my sister lets me post stuff like this.
I’ll be a little bit hurt if more of you listen to this than watch my vlog.
I'd like to quote the person who resides in my mind.
I embarrass myself. A lot. Really, I can't take me anywhere.
I'm a like a storm that comes on without warning: laughing one minute, crying the next, I go from warm to cold, from zero to sixty, from calm to distressed in a matter of seconds. And it hits me quick. I don't think I'll ever understand why people like me, but I'm glad they do. I'm most honest indirectly. And I lie a lot.
• chibi!kat
• Talk to me.
too shy to be a trollop, too pretty to not
I embarrass myself. A lot. Really, I can't take me anywhere.
I'm a like a storm that comes on without warning: laughing one minute, crying the next, I go from warm to cold, from zero to sixty, from calm to distressed in a matter of seconds. And it hits me quick. I don't think I'll ever understand why people like me, but I'm glad they do. I'm most honest indirectly. And I lie a lot.
• chibi!kat
• Talk to me.
too shy to be a trollop, too pretty to not
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I guess what really confuses me about people’s anger towards Elementary…
Is that so many people are angry at Elementary. And that way more people are angry at Elementary than at The Choice.
Bunnies!! And so far my day has been—
Suddenly, the Devil Wolf of Bridlington burst into Katrina’s tumblog, shattering her last few posts about… bunnies or her dog or something. The wolf released a ghostly bellow as it snapped its jaws around several pictures of actors from Merlin, but, realizing that the tasty morsel was nothing more than a digital recreation, the wolf ignited with a searing rage, intensified by thousands of years of hungry massacres. Shaking the ectoplasm and binary digits from its mane, the devil wolf vanished across the aether at light speed, perhaps relocating to an online game of Starcraft II in which a miserable American teenager was being mercilessly demolished by a Korean man. Regardless, for all intents and purposes, the digital Devil Wolf would trouble the world of Tumblr no more. At least, so we thought….
This is a blog post.
This is a blog post that I am writing.
I am writing this blog post to let you know that I was going to write a blog post.
But then I thought people might be bratty about the blog post I was going to write.
So I decided that I would just write a blog post.
And by seeing this blog post, you would know.
You would know that I want to write things and then I don’t.
And you would also know that I haven’t disappeared or anything.
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(via thisfirewillcatch)
I was going to give you guys a picture of myself.
Just to remind you that I’m pretty or whatever.
But the first couple were cliche.
And then I was tired so I thought, hm, how about I just give them a chibi!kat picture instead.
So that’s what I did.
So this is what bugs me: I say, “I don’t think that your beliefs should dictate what other people do.” And then other people follow that up with, “But I believe people shouldn’t rape or murder or abuse children, and those beliefs should dictate what other people do, too.” And then just think, “Uh, yeah, duh, people shouldn’t rape or murder or abuse children.” Because OBVIOUSLY I’m not talking about the sort of thing where someone gets hurt. And that person KNOWS that I’m not talking about the sort of thing where someone gets hurt.
