I'd like to quote the person who resides in my mind.
I embarrass myself. A lot. Really, I can't take me anywhere.
I'm a like a storm that comes on without warning: laughing one minute, crying the next, I go from warm to cold, from zero to sixty, from calm to distressed in a matter of seconds. And it hits me quick. I don't think I'll ever understand why people like me, but I'm glad they do. I'm most honest indirectly. And I lie a lot.